Paul Merrill Author

“Two things you need to know: Merrill is completely nuts. And his book, Fast Food Detective, is delightfully wacko.”

– Richard Beymer, television and film actor, including David Lynch’s Twin Peaks.

"Paul Merrill's book, Fast Food Detective, is a breath of fresh air in these weird times. And, who knows, maybe this Larry Gibsom guy is onto something."  – Walter Day, star of The King of Kong, A Fistful of Quarters, and Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade.

“Witty, fun, and thoughtful, Fast Food Detective is a gem.” – Garrett Soden, author of Hook-Spin-Buzz, I Went to College for This?, The One Minute Maniac, and Falling.

What do the richest man in the world; a rookie private investigator; a mysterious girl named Bobby Broadski; a franchise owner in a clown suit; the National Organization of Organized Women; an attack poodle named “Fifi”; Little Jimmy's Bommit Balls; assassins on mopeds; the Tons-of-Fun Motel; and a barking wiener-dog named Heinrich . . . all have in common?  

Not much! That's why it's so weird when they all end up in the same book!

The Truth About Men and Women Exposed!

If you are a woman, or if you are married to one, or if you have ever tried to figure one out—

You need to beg, borrow, or steal to get this book! 

You Need This Information– before your next  co-ed yoga class; before your next tandem bicycle ride: before your next candlelight dinner . . .  

You need to know who you are dealing with! . 

(eBook available now! Paperback available October 1st.)

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Coming Soon!